if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom
if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment
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Add how old you will be in 2024
spanish vocab - cooking methods
- ahumar - to smoke
- asar - to roast, to grill
- blanquear - to blanch
- brasear - to braise
- cocer - to cook
- cocinar - to cook
- cocinar a la plancha - to grill
- cocinar al vapor - to steam
- deshidratar - to dehydrate
- dorar - to brown
- estofar - to stew
- freír, fritar - to fry
- guisar - to stew
- hervir - to boil
- hornear - to bake
- pochar - to poach
- rostizar - to roast
- saltear - to sauté
- sofreír - to sauté
- tostar - to toast
making this list was interesting since sometimes a simple translation doesn’t suffice or there’s regional difference. here is some added nuance to some of the terms:
- freír vs fritar: this one is just a regional difference. fritar, according to la rae, is used in bolivia, colombia & uruguay
- saltear vs. sofreír: sofreír is what you do at the beginning with ingredients like onions and garlic on lower heat to make a sofrito which serves as a base. whereas saltear is more general, you stirfry vegetables
- cocinar vs. cocer: in many cases interchangable, but an important difference is that cocinar refers to the general process of cooking (today we are going to cook spaghetti with meatballs = cocinar) whereas cocer refers to the act of cooking something to make it not raw. that said, the opposite of crudo ‘raw’ is cocido 'cooked’
- estofar vs. guisar: an estofado is a guiso but a guiso isn’t necessarily an estofado: both are stewing, but estofar is to cook something in its own juices while guisar adds liquid.
- asar vs. rostizar: rostizar is just an mexican/central american to asar, but it seems the cooking method is the same
how tall are you (in relation to fall out boy)
shorter than patrick (5’4)
Patrick height (5’4)
Andy height (5’5)
pete height (5’6)
between pete and joe
joe height (5’10)
taller than Joe
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I’m back at work now.
Today we had a 4 hour training scheduled about a website the district is gonna use for data.
Guess what?
The website was not working at all today, so they just told us to work on our classes after an hour in. 🙃
